It so does happen that I constantly find myself snickering, like any other respectable picky person.
Today, Google tried to entice me into visiting an online clothing store.
It’s true. I am fond of dresses. It
pushed the necessary button. Only the name of the clothing item made me stop from
clicking and I started to laugh – a bridesmaid dress.
Well, I can say with all confidence, that we
are all set now!
Soon, they will include in their collections
the godmother dress (for the hair, everything is clear by now; that cabbage
roll-like hairstyle will always be in fashion) or for the mother-in-law dress (in
Romania, we have two types of mothers-in-law – the small one, for the mother of
the bride and the big one for the groom).
Faced with such discoveries as the one from today, I
often find myself blocked and, normally, I go to dear ones for support and explanations. So that
they can reassure me that I have not gone crazy.
I haven’t laughed so hard since the day I discovered
that they had invented girlfriend jeans. Let’s be clear, these jeans are meant
for women. It must have been that this item of clothing was invented after an
experience where a girl spent the night at her friend’s and, in the morning, she
must have grabbed by mistake (or not) the jeans of the hostess. Don’t you think
so?!
I say, it’s better to keep your jeans safe. And
to pay attention to whom you invite in your homes. If things carry on in the
same manner, I’m afraid we’ll see an ad for a new item of clothing called the cousin’s
waistcoat.
I was nice and warned you, don’t say I didn’t!
